Not so famous last words

There are entire books of famous last words. Most of them are famous solely because they were said by famous people rather than being famous because they were profound. There are some that are a little of both. Benjamin Franklin’s last words were, “A dying man can do nothing easy.” The back story – that was in response to his daughter telling him to turn over in bed so he can breathe more easily. Sort of profound on its own. Now that you know the story behind it, it sounds like something I’d say!

Anyway, most last words will never be remembered by someone other than to whom they were spoken, except for last words you see and hear every day.

An exceptionally famous set of last words seldom seen today, was de rigueur in a different century, early in a different century, was “the end,” seen on the last page of every book and last card of every movie.

Other last words often more memorable are the last words you see when that car passes you on the highway and you get a look at their license plate, license plate frame, or bumper sticker. There are some pretty clever examples of two of the above specifies at the links noted. I’ve not yet succumbed to a vanity license plate although the frame I have around the classic plate on Rosemary the Little Red Car reads, “Aged to Perfection. Old Guys Rule!”

I saw an interesting sight just yesterday that I had heard of but never had seen in the wild with my own eyes. A Tesla car with its stylized “T” removed and replaced with a lightning bolt. Not quite a last word but a lasting impression.

A particular type of last word I have a difficult time with is the one to end a text message conversation. Not a quick message like “on my way.” That doesn’t even require an answer. But the conversations that go back and forth for a while, the things that have taken the place of phone calls. Phone calls were easy to end. The last word typically was a simple “bye” plus or minus a dear, hon, or second bye. An e-mail’s last words are like any other correspondence. But a text message. No good way out of that and when you usually decide on a last word, it’s more likely an emoji.

Now I’m not sure what kind of last words would be best to tack on the end of these words. I think I’ll steal Michael Landon’s last words. On his deathbed, his son said to him, “I think it’s time to move on.” Landon’s reply – “You’re right. It’s time. I love you all.” Actually, it’s his last, last words that mean the most. I love you all.

11 thoughts on “Not so famous last words

    1. Yeah, those are the best last words. I looked at a handful of lists of “famous last words” that covered a couple hundred people. Some I wonder how they qualified as famous – more often the people more so than the words – and there were a remarkable number of folks whose last words were to loved ones and expressed love. Maybe the world isn’t doing so bad.

  1. That’s the best way to end life or any message–with love. Caring about someone other than myself. Vic is right–there is nothing else that has the value of leaving without resentment or regret but with love and compassion. And your license plate? I love the “Old Guys Rule”. But you’re not old–just beautifully vintaged and mellowed. Like a wonderful wine. No whining involved.

    1. Lots of people seem to feel the same way – to end life’s message with love. Check out what I said in reply to Vicki’s comment.
      And thank you! I like to think of myself as vintaged and mellow. I think I have being vintage down, now to work on that mellow part.

  2. Oh wow – you totally pulled me in with that last line! Totally agree – the emoji is a good way to end a text conversation. Happy Monday, Michael!

    1. Thank you Wynne. The are good words to end a lot of things – a life, a day, a blog. We’d be better if people would start more things that way too!

    1. Oh my yes, there are several and they’re not as fascinating as you might think.
      Speaking of thinking, I thought of you today. I heard the joke, what do you call a potato wearing glasses? … A spectater!

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