The great comedian, song and dance man, and Gracie’s husband, George Burns said, “I wake up every morning and I read the obituaries. If my name isn’t in there, I eat breakfast.” Somewhere around 517 other lesser stage dwellers have also uttered those lines. I too read the obituaries every morning but I like breakfast, it’s my favorite morning meal, so I am sure to read them after breakfast so if I am there, I won’t miss my eggs that day. Imagine my surprise when last week I found me there. Hold that thought, we’ll be back in a moment.
Checking the obituaries is not a morbid pastime. In addition to seeing if there might be a name I recognize, it is also a way of centering oneself to the day, and to remind oneself of the true importance of the day. One thing all those people in all those little notices have in common is that they won’t have today. It is a great honor to be able to be the recipient of another day. It is why every morning the first t thought I verbalize is, “Thank you God for another day. Help me become the person you want me to be today.”
With all that said, you can imagine my surprise when I say my name in last Thursday’s list of those who will not be aging another day this year. It’s a fairly common name but it’s still a shock to see it in writing, unless it’s in the sections devoted to lottery winners or unexpected awardees of a major endowments. What really sent. my heart aflutter, the age was right. I seriously began to regret that morning’s breast was a simple sausage and egg sandwich on a muffin with fresh berries in yogurt and not something more fitting for a last meal. Eventually I calmed down long enough to notice the middle initial was different from mine. Whew! That was close.
It solidified in my the long held contention to approach each day expecting the unexpected. We broached that subject yesterday at the ROAMcare Uplift post Up Down Round and Round, only we didn’t compare life to the obituary column. Use used an amusement park instead. I think it turned out pretty well. Check it out and see if you agree.
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A close one, for sure! That would startle even George Burns! I never know where I’ll find it but your posts (even about an almost-obit) have smiles tucked within. Like this one: “I like breakfast, it’s my favorite morning meal.” So good! 😁🤣😁
Thank you Vicki! There is something good in nearly everything (Washington DC notwithstanding) so why not smile about it? And it’s absolutely true. Breakfast is without a doubt, my single most favorite breakfast meal, even beating out leftover pizza eaten over the sink which magically sucks out all the calories from it!
Love your breakfast thoughts! 🥰
Works for chocolate chip cookies too! 🍪
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That would have thrown me for a loop. To see your name in print in an obit must have made you a tad uncomfortable wondering who might have claimed you were deceased. I’d have thought maybe your daughter was playing a delayed April Fool’s joke on you–but that’s extreme. And I love the thought of eating pizza over the sink–drain those unnecessary calories away!
The over-the-sink diet is very popular in these parts.
While doing genealogical research I’ve seen my name in obits of someone who died years ago, but not currently. A trippy experience for you. Enjoy your breakfast.