Things Numerous but not Sufficiently Voluminous

I’ve had too many odd thoughts running around in my head and it’s time to get rid of some things that don’t make any sense to keep.

ModernThinkerHave you seen the new Internet food fad, donut chips? The last time I was at the store I purposely sought out day old donuts to try them. What you’re supposed to do is split your leftover donut in half so you have two skinny disks. Then you coat these in sugar and cinnamon and press them in a panini press. Don’t waste your time. Or your donuts. Unless you like flat, scorched, stale donuts.

I’ve seen this a lot in the last few weeks. A vehicle with appropriate handicap placard or plates idling in a handicap marked parking spot with a driver. This confuses me, particularly when I am walking past the vehicle in question after having has to park my handicap marked vehicle 3 rows away. Is this idling driver an able bodied person who dropped off his or her handicapped passenger at the store front and will return to the door to then pick up the passenger? Or is it a handicapped driver who dropped off his or her able bodied passenger and is himself (or herself) not intending on getting out of the vehicle. In either case, does that car have to be in that spot?

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View from my patio early Wednesday morning

Should it be normal that I didn’t think anything odd that almost 9 inches of snow fell here on the first full day of spring?

Baseball, the game of the boys of summer, starts its season March 29. Hockey and the boys of winter start the Stanley Cup playoffs on April 11. I wonder if this is why baseball style caps are the biggest hockey fashion accessory after replica sweaters.

There is a difference between being chronically ill and being disabled. Yes, a person can be both one leading to the other, and can be both neither affecting the other, and one can be either and not the other. The struggles are real for any of the above.

Am I the only person who still uses the 3 part recipe – eggs fat, and heat – for scrambled eggs and adds a splash of half and half in my morning meal mix?

QuestionIt’s been eleven days since we changed our clocks to Daylight Saving Time and I still have one clock that hasn’t’ been advanced yet. If people want an extra hour of daylight in the summer why don’t they just get up an hour earlier?

Why are there braille markings on drive up ATMs?

How many spiders are living with me that I can wipe out all the cobwebs in the corners on Monday and they’re all back Tuesday morning? And should I be worried about that?

Thank you for listening. I feel much lighter now.

 

4 thoughts on “Things Numerous but not Sufficiently Voluminous

  1. scrambled eggs for me are hot, sizzling butter, appropriately mixed up eggs, and heat. When they’re dry, a generous amount of cheese. Melt, serve, yum.

    The clock in my car is still 55 minutes behind. It’s not very accurate, and loses time between resets. I refuse to reset it again, I just do the calculation in my head when I wanna know why I’m at Target at 6:55…damnit…5:50.

    And you’re not alone in the ATM thing – if you’re too blind to read the damn numbers, you’re too damn blind to DRIVE. Although this does clear up if you take the ability of the DMV to issue driver’s licences to just about anyone with a pulse.

    We found a wasp in the house a couple of weeks ago. Guess he listened to the groundhog. The spiders have not yet made their appearance.

    1. Now that you brought it up, I have a car clock still in need of adjustment. I forget about that one because it’s not always lit up. And I need to get my drivers license renewed. Now that I’m old I probably will have to take an eye test.

    1. I have one car that never comes out except during DST so that one is easy. The other car is a quick button pushing affair and is almost as easy. But I have one of those glass encased pendulum jobs on a book case that takes two Allen wenches and a screwdriver to get into. That’s the one I look at a month after the change date and just shake my head over.

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