Discouraging error by silence

 

Just like last Monday, I had fifth century Pope St. Celestine I, founder of the papal diplomatic service and speaking of the words, “We are deservedly to blame if we encourage error by silence,” in mind as I prepared today’s post. I intended to follow the good pontiff’s advice and call out some of the more egregious errors of the week but there were just sooooooooo many!

It truly is too difficult to narrow them down to a chosen few. Do we skip the top cur and go with the Vice-dingaling-in-chief having a river level raised so he can go rafting on his sixth vacation of the year?

Maybe we should think hard about this when the orange menace and the red menace get together and say the Ukraine will have to give up some land without asking the Ukraine. Sort of like when the wannabe king-in-chief says for 60 years people have been wanting a proper ball room at the White House so he will build one that is 3 times bigger than the current ballroom and cover it in gold. The manchild has a thing about gold and getting other people to pay for it.

Let’s consider how the Department of Injustice is opening an investigation against the people who prosecuted, and won, the case against sphinctermouth when he was a regular citizen. This follows the pattern of “retribution” it has sought since the swearing in ceremony (the one it refused to place its hand on the Bible for) in January. And yes, I said sphinctermouth. Watch a video of it talking. If you can ignore the orange makeup and the accordion playing pantomime, and concentrate on his lips (like it does when watching its press secretary talk) you will see that classic sphincter movement.

CarrotFace continues his purge of FBI agents who had worked on the January 6 investigations. This was only days after Homeland Security released plans to lower the minimum age of masked avengers, errr wannabe secret police to 18 and raised the maximum age to unlimited. Perhaps the lure of full student loans reimbursement didn’t bring in the number of new recruits they were hoping for. But then you have to have gone to school to have incurred student debt.

Now we come to the two most egregious happenings. In the running for top disgusting distraction, was the plan to destroy two satellites orbiting the earth measuring carbon dioxide release and other climate altering effects. Not just taking them offline, but destroying $750million dollars of state-of-the-art climate monitoring equipment.

But perhaps the single most egregious occurrence of the week was discovering the Library of Congress had restored parts of the Constitution to the official online version of the U.S. Constitution. Why? Because sometime in the dark of history, not to mention the dark  of the night, a couple key sections of Article I were removed. Those parts included the right to habeas corpus that protects people from detention without just cause, the foreign emuluments clause addressing gifts to government employees (like prez), and several references to Congressional powers.

Don’t encourage errors by silence. Open your mouth and call your representatives. They may be beyond help but they’ll at least let you talk. Remind them that they likely will be out of a job by next year, if not voted out by the people, forced out by the kakistocracy. You can try your senator too but they are all just too far gone. Both parties have become dead ducks.

There is good news though. I will post some Thursday.

What’s in a word

I met a friend for lunch last week. He said, “how ‘bout the Dive Bar.” “Sounds good to me.” Now, you might think a dive bar is an odd place for a meal, but notice in its first appearance in this tale, the D and B are upper case. Hmm. A proper name. And in fact, this Dive Bar is a far cry from a dive bar (where lunch can also be had if you don’t mind a microwaved frozen pizza).

The Dive Bar has a beautiful bar, horseshoe shaped, trimmed in walnut, high tops in wood and marble, comfy banquettes, dim lighting. It features a separate dining room with a wall of windows that bathe the space in natural light. When it feels like letting its hair down and recalling its namesake, an entire separate bar upstairs hosts happy hours, karaoke nights, and bar specials so the lower level remains up scale. Truly, the Dive Bar is not a dive bar. You can’t always rely on your expectations and assumptions. There could be untold millions who have missed on out a fabulous lunch because they didn’t want to eat at a dive bar.

Fifth century Pope St. Celestine I, founder of the papal diplomatic service said, “We are deservedly to blame if we encourage error by silence.” I am following the good pontiff’s advice and calling out some of the more egregious errors of the week. Think of it as real news. Or maybe stupid news. Don’t worry though. Thursday I will return with the good news from the week.

My favorite piece of erroneous thought this week comes from our favorite source of errors and little thought – yes, Mr. Orange-Aid himself, the dingiest, the dongiest, the dingdong-in-chief. When asked about the weak jobs report, the bozo of all bozos said (out in public mind you), “We’re doing so well – I believe the numbers were phony so you know what I did? I fired her.”

That narrowly beat out Last week’s headline news: “Federal officials to repeal Obama era climate change findings.“

Of course, anyone who grachatated the sixth grade knows that’s not how math and science work. But that’s okay. These are the same people who told you illegal immigrants are on Medicaid. I suppose they got sick from eating all the dogs. Sorry – that’s old news.

Okay. Here’s a sneak peak at some good news. Not really news, more like good people. I discovered a new Instagram account this week. beverlymahone  She goes by Auntie Bev and she is retired journalist who has features a word of the day series on that site on TikTok. Word of the Day accounts are nothing new but she brings a new twist to it, calling out words that you may hear on the news and finding words that explain what you hear on the news.  For example, a word I did not know existed, but it does – trumpery. Looks good but is worthless. She also corrects misunderstandings about words, like when Donnie the Driveler claimed he made up the word “equalize,” reminding everyone that it’s been around since the 1500s. My kind of Word of the Day site.

I’ll see you with good news from this week on Thursday. Don’t go away!

Stupid is as stupid does

It’s official, or as official as it can be on my say so. We can stop worrying about global warming, international terrorism, party politics, and the Game of Thrones unsatisfying ending (just bby what I hear, I never watched the show). We can forget about all of them because I am no so sure we will make it through February. Stupidity has finally caught up with us and we are surely going to perish.
 
Check out these symptoms.
 
The coronavirus is a horrible, unexpected, seemingly uncontrollable health disaster. According to this morning’s news over 8,000 cases have been confirmed by the World Health Organization resulting in 361 deaths and that will probably be higher by the time you read this. The interwebs are buzzing, as they should be. We should be trying to do what we can to understand how to prevent its spread. But you aren’t going to find it looking for Corona Beer Virus. That’s what people are searching for on Google trying to find out more about it. Maybe it was last week’s Superbowl hype that had everybody thinking beer instead of flu like pandemics.
 
Speaking of flu, according to the CDC, as of January 31 there had been 300,000 hospitalizations due to the “common” flu this season and over 10,000 deaths (that’s ten thousand) (one comma and lots of zeros), 80% of whom reported not having received this year’s flu shot. I would call that a horrible, unexpected, clearly controllable health disaster.
 
There was a report over the weekend that if former Vice President Joe Biden wins this year’s election the Republicans will begin impeachment immediately upon his inauguration for something or other. I found it telling that the news reports last month were that the Democrats voted to impeach Donald Trump. As I recall my civics class, admittedly many, many years ago, it is the House of Representatives who impeach. It’s a shame we have replaced a rather well thought out form of government with a couple herds of sheep.
 
Americans don’t have the market cornered on odd political stances – or odd politicians for that matter. British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was quoted in a Reuters report last month that he wants to lose weight but won’t join the 300,000+ who are expected to sign up for Veganuary 2020. (Yes, it’s a real thing and had been since 2014.) (Sigh) According to Johnson, “I thought about it but it requires so much concentration.” 
 
Speaking to The Financial Times, Mastercard’s CEO expressed his dismay at countries adopting or considering nationalizing payment systems saying consumers worried about their privacy may shift back to cash for purchases. Oh my, what would the world be if we were all reduced to being able to buy only what we can afford. Soon people would be forced to work for what they want. In case you are wondering, Mastercard reported $17 billion dollars in revenue for 2019. For comparison Americans spent $1.6 billion to treat the flu during the 2018-2019 flu season. Sorry, no word on if that was cash or charge.
 
Last month the Japanese billionaire selected to be the first civilian passenger to the moon aboard a SpaceX rocket halted his search for “a girlfriend to take on a voyage around the moon.” About 28,000 women applied. And I still have trouble getting a woman to go to the movies with me.
 
Finally back in the coronavirus world, a man was escorted off a Dallas to Houston American Airlines flight last Thursday when he refused to remove a full-face gas mask. According to a passenger, “My gut reaction was that he was probably worried about the coronavirus and had put on the gas mask as overkill kind of protection. But then I noticed it didn’t have the filter, so that didn’t really make sense. What we heard from the lady sitting next to him was he said he wanted to make a statement. I don’t know what the statement was. I’m not sure what his goals were. To me, it seemed inconsiderate.” That might be considered understatement! 
 
There you have it, living proof we’re never going to life long enough to see melting glaciers turn the midwest back into swamp land, California fall into the ocean, or cars flying themselves powered by dilithium crystals. Stupidity is the pandemic that is going to get us. 
 
(The real proof is that the best part of the Superbowl for me was the commercial starring Punxsutawney Phil and that Bill Murray guy. See, even I’m not immune to stupidity, but come on, that was good!)
 
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