Tinker Bell and His Big Truck

We had been having a little cold spell last week. Most days the temperature hovered in the mid 20s. One day snowflakes make a concerted effort to coat every flat surface with fluffy, white flakes. I thought Friday might have brought some relief when the 6am weather person announced, “our current temperature temperature is 29°,” but then he had to add, “and that will be our high for the day.”

Then Saturday turned out to be a glorious day. There was actual sunshine. The temperature reached above freezing. People came out from what they thought was going to be an early start to this season’s hibernation. And that’s when the trouble started.

People. People just can’t leave well enough alone. I was driving through the “downtown” area of a snoozy suburb, the stores were still closed, only mine and 3 other cars on the road. Well, one car ahead of me, one car behind me, and one of those “hell yeah I’m a man, look at my big truck” trucks behind that one.

There were’t any people in the stores yet working but the traffic signals were. Our mini convoy was stopped at the first light. The red light went out and before the green light came on from behind me came a “honk.” The fellow in front of me raised his hand between the headrests of his front seat in an “okay” sign. To myself I said, “It wasn’t me but I’m with you. I hate that too.” Two blocks down we are stopped at another light. Red turn to green and behind came another “honk” just about in synch with the light change. Again the driver ahead raised his hand, this time wagging it back and forth. “Not me,” I said louder but only to myself.

In the next block the car behind me pulled into a parking space leaving the fellow with the emotional support pickup to run up to my bumper. Another light, another red signal. Mr. Macho revs his engine. Light changes, truck honks, guy in front turns around and extends a single finger in my direction.

What I would have given for a PA speaker mounted on the roof of my little SUV so I could tell him to take it up with Tinker Bell behind me.

Just then the monster truck backed up and swerved into the opposing lane and sped past the two of us still sitting at the corner, horn honking, finger pointing. Guy in the front car turns around, mouths, “sorry,” and we continue on our anonymous ways.

People. Some people just can’t leave well enough alone.

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10 thoughts on “Tinker Bell and His Big Truck

  1. Oh, Michael. I love this post for a bunch of reasons…relatable, for sure…but this phrase sent me into a giggle fit. Words well-chosen about the impatient one: …”the fellow with the emotional support pickup”. I’m so glad you got a bit of an apology from him. You deserved it! 🥰

    1. I suppose we all have our emotional support animals. Mine is a Groundhog Day token from Gobblers Knob a dozen or more years ago. So a part of me can relate to Mr. Tinker Bell and his horn. I thank God I can relate more quietly and with a lesser need for unnecessary horsepower.

  2. Oh. Good. Golly. Gee. Whiz. I can imagine how you felt with the yahoo behind you and the poor guy in front thinking it was you making life miserable with an inability to wait. My favorite line, though, was “the fellow with the emotional support pickup truck”. You nailed him! And isn’t it true that people that honk in sync with the changing lights have to be the most obnoxious people in the world. I felt sad that the guy ahead of you thought it was you. About that time you kind of want to get out of your car and introduce yourself to said guy ahead of you and explain that it was Mr. Macho behind you. Once again, thank you for my Monday morning laugh fest. This one was priceless.

    1. I think if the second red light had been longer I would have gotten out and introduced myself. We could have commiserated surviving Mr. Big Truck together.
      (Don’t tell anyone, but that was my favorite line too. 🤓)

  3. I live in an area full of emotional support rigs with flags flying from those little holes in the pickup bed frame that I am sure exist only for these not quite grown ups to flaunt their big boy and girl genes with a variety of plumage. And, I admit, I am one of those who drives the speed limit on a long boring two lane ‘hiway’ and gets honked at all the time! Perfect posting, my Friend! Love your nuggets of mirth-

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