Try to remember

I often amaze myself at some of the things I remember and some of the things I forget. I reminded myself of the odd things I recall over the weekend while putting on a pair of walking shoes. I have always, or for at least  since I was 5 or 6, put both shoes on then tie both shoes. I know some people will don one shoe and tie it, then do the same with the other. (Can you actually “don” a shoe or does don imply something going over you rather than something you put yourself into? Hmm. I’ll look that up sometime and probably turn it into a blog post.) (Anyway…) I also always put the right shoe on first. I wonder if that’s because I’m left handed, but maybe not because I’m not exclusively left handed. I write, eat, and paint with my left hand but I play sports right handed. I can bat in baseball either left or right handed but it doesn’t much matter because I’m not that good at it from either side. My forte on the ball field was behind the plate, and there I wore my catcher’s mitt on my left hand and threw with my right. Things with a racket like tennis, ping pong, badminton, and probably pickle ball if I ever took that up, I play right handed, but I wonder like with a baseball bat, if I could handle a racket in either hand. I golf right handed but since I really don’t see the point of golf, that was very seldom and very long ago. Of course the piano is played with both hands so I fit right in there. Where was I again? Oh yes….

I often amaze myself at some of the things I remember and some of the things I forget. While putting on a pair of walking shoes I suddenly, without warning, reminded myself why I put both shoes on then tie them. Years and years and years and years and years ago (I am getting up there!) as I was putting on the right shoe and then tying it, then the doing the same with the left shoe, an older, wiser one told me I shouldn’t do it that way. I had never thought of it and by then I probably had no preference, being only 5 or 6 at the time. But the older brother of the boy across the street who I always played with cautioned us against such reckless dressing. I can still hear him. “What happens if you get halfway through and a fire starts right behind you. You’re going to run out of the building and into the street with just one shoe on. If you put both shoes on and then tie them, if you get halfway through when that fire starts and you run out of the building, you’ll have both shoes on. But you better stop to tie them as soon as you can or you might trip.” Now, he was all of 10, maybe 11 years old, twice as old as we were. How could we not heed advice like that for a lifetime. And I still don(?) both my shoes then tie them.

On the other hand, last week I was in the store in front of the light bulb display. Lightbulbs are getting very complicated. There are fluorescent, halogen, HD, LED, and very once in a very great while, an old fashioned incandescent. I needed to replace a bulb in a lamp that I would typically put a 60 watt bulb into. Bulbs today don’t come in those old standard wattages we learned as youngsters. 100 watt for reading, 25 for appliances, 5 watt for night lights, 60 for everything else except the three way bulbs which never seemed to work anyway. Now they are odd numbers like 17 and 23 watt when they’re even marked in wattages. More often, light bulbs now are labeled in something called lumens. What’s a lumen anyway? Spellcheck doesn’t even know from lumens! When that trend started a few years ago, I took the time to learn the equivalent desired luminosity for each typical lamp and its intended use. But now, standing in front of rows and rows of light bulbs, could I remember what number I needed in lumens? Nope. All I could hope for was that one of the cartons would say “60 watt equivalent.” Seeing none that were, I moved on to the next item on the list. Shoelaces.

Now, did those shoes have 3 or 4 holes?


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12 thoughts on “Try to remember

  1. Wow…you made me think, think, think. Your little friend was a thinker, too – urging you to put both shoes on in case of a fire? I wonder which worry wart in his family he was channeling when he offered that advice at such a young age? LOL. I tend to put my left shoe on first – kinda the ‘handedness’ thing you mentioned (I’m right-handed so maybe lefties put on the right shoe first as you do?) but I always ‘tie as I go’. And don’t get me started about lightbulbs. I’m not permitted to purchase them any longer because the hubs has very distinct preferences and I’m inclined to just buy what’s in front of me…like you, wistful for the days when wattage was the only variable. Happy Monday, Michael – thanks for the smiles to get the day started! 😊

    1. I wish I lived with someone who would prohibit me from buying lightbulbs. I ended up with a side table lamp that used to cast a soft warm glow in the corner with something that now looks like it was used to spot King King climbing the side of the Empire State Building. Life used to be so easy 🙄

      1. LOL! Yes! If I have one main complaint about light bulbs, lighting in general, it’s that most of it feels like “surgical lighting”. Too much! 😜

  2. I loved what you learned from your older and wiser friend–his remarks about the house burning up and you having only one shoe shows an incredible amount of creativity and out of the box thinking. But then, you’ve never been a box guy, have you? Out of the box thinking is your forte. And once again, humor saves the day. Michael, I so appreciate you.

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